thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

a person was paid to write this

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

chloweafterdark:

what’s going on

france is going on

xanderthegreatest:

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

FUCKin poets.

yes, pun intended ;)

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

tyleroakley:

Latrice reigns supreme.

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

tyleroakley:

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

ohsnappysnu:

rockygems:

agentoklahomasragehappiness:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

No way in.
No way out.
No way in.
No way out.

I’m sorry. I’m going to have to do this. May God have mercy on us all, I’m totally doing this.

NO WAY IN.
NO WAY OUT.